It’s that time of year when the obscenely expensive New Year’s Eve offers pop up, but this one truly breaks the bank. And rooms. Dubai’s first and only rage room, The Smash Room, has come up with a crazy NYE deal. You can book out their warehouse venue in Al Quoz or the brand new The Smash Room City and wreak havoc. A ‘smashing start to 2025’ gets very literal here.
The price tag for this experience is an eye-watering AED 25,052. While I want to say it’s a cutesy play on numbers that’s a nod to the year 2025 and the 52 weeks a year has, it is not. That is the heavy price you have to pay for destruction. I’m very curious which person, family, friend group or corporate organisation will lock down this experience – this bonkers deal is only available for one session for one group of 30-50 people on December 31, 2024.
The Smash Room NYE deal
Now that we’ve cleared away the monetary aspect of it, let’s take a look at what demolition worth AED 25,052 gets you.
These top dirhams will buy you access to multi-themed smash rooms that mimic public settings like an office, restaurant, supermarket, and even a laundry room. All places famously incite unbridled anger in people but require them to maintain a calm exterior.
This is your chance to unleash your inner Godzilla and go on a rampage crushing washing machines, printers, and even those wonky supermarket trolley carts that won’t roll your way.
Here are more specific numbers of items – 30 printers, 30 CPUs, 30 monitors, 6 washing machines, 10 TVs, 500 balloons, 200 plates, 500 glass items, 5 guitars, 40 party poppers, 5 pushing carts and 10 buckets.
And if the adrenaline begins to wear off, light snacks and fun karaoke sessions in between will fuel your wrath. You’ll be armed with baseball bats, sledgehammers, and necessary wrecking tools along with safety equipment like goggles, overalls and boots.
Sounds like a great way to to end the year with a bang, crash and shatter and avoid carrying the resentments and frustrations of 2024 into 2025. That credit card bill, though, might follow you into January. More info here